Clever Running Ad

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3 Million Dollar Remodel Job

A house six doors down from my humble apartment has been undergoing a massive remodel job for over two years. It was raised for a garage, new walls, windows, roof, there was a time when it was just a frame of a building. People are finally moving in.

Wife: How much did you spend remodeling your house?
Neighbor: Three
Wife: Hundred thousand?
Neighbor: Million
Wife:(jaw drops and stumbles backward)
Neighbor: And that was just the remodel.