A house six doors down from my humble apartment has been undergoing a massive remodel job for over two years. It was raised for a garage, new walls, windows, roof, there was a time when it was just a frame of a building. People are finally moving in.
Wife: How much did you spend remodeling your house?
Wife: Hundred thousand?
Wife:(jaw drops and stumbles backward)
Neighbor: And that was just the remodel.